I wish I was Tina Turner
Sandra Bernhard in Martin Scorcese's "The King of Comedy" I feel completely impulsive tonight. Anything could happen. I have so much to tell you. I don't know where to start. I want to tell you everything about myself... everything you don't know. Do you like these glasses? Crystal. Beautiful. I bought them just for you. There's something about them... the simplicity of them. If you don't like them... if there's a doubt in your mind... You know, sometimes during the day... I'll do the simplest things. I'll be taking a bath and I say to myself... "I wonder if Jerry's taking a bath right now?" And I just hope... that you're not drowning or something. I get really worried about you...like something terrible is going to happen. I have these daydreams... like I'm with you at the golf course... driving your cart... just driving around. Need a putter, Jer, you know? Need an iron? I don't even know how to play golf. I played w...